Say hello to new toilet design which ensures you don't spend more than 5 minutes in the loo #CorporatePooPatrol (www.wired.co.uk)

https://www.wired.co.uk/article/battle-toilet-workplaceBusinesses have turned to drastic new toilet designs to stop workers spending almost half an hour on the porcelain throne.

Approved by the British Toilet Association (BTA), a members organisation that campaigns for better toilet facilities, the new StandardToilet sits at a downward angle of 13 degrees.
Why? So that after around 5 minutes of sitting, this will cause strain on the legs, similar to a low level squat thrust, but “not enough to cause health issues,”

Shit! They don’t want you to spend time over here as well.