Shotgun Wedding review: JLo's film is enjoyable and boring too

Tom (Josh Duhamel) and Darcy (Lopez) are getting married on a stunning island in the Philippines.

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Despite Marge, the manager, best efforts, there are obstacles to overcome, as there always are at weddings.

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Tom wants to give Darcy the ideal wedding because she does not want her opulent father Robert (Cheech Marin) to foot the bill.

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In a dull, half-hearted sense, Shotgun Wedding is just dreadful.

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It is even more appalling to watch JLo stuck in such a demeaning exercise.

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