What’s common between Software Developers and Drug dealers?

Drug dealers Software developers Refer to their clients as “users”. Refer to their clients as “users”. “The first one’s free!” “Download a free trial version…” Have important South-East Asianconnections (to…
Drug dealers Software developers
Refer to their clients as “users”. Refer to their clients as “users”.
“The first one’s free!” “Download a free trial version…”
Have important South-East Asianconnections (to help move the stuff). Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
Strange jargon:
“Stick”, “Rock”, “Dime bag,” “E”.
Strange jargon:
“SCSI”, “ISDN”, “Java”, “RTFM”
Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Job is assisted by industry’s producingnewer, more potent mixes. Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, faster machines.
Often seen in the company of pimps andhustlers. Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists (same thing).
Their product causes unhealthyaddictions. DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. ‘Nuff said.
Do your job well, and you can sleep with
sexy movie stars who depend on you.
Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!

Source: http://flor.nl/text/softdrugs.html

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